> > You were so right.  We decided to put a baby monitor in with 
Greta, the
> > young African Grey.  She talks up a storm

Mine tells me when to go to bed. Goodnight. Cheerio, See you in.. at 
10pm until I give up and go to bed. The best phrase is 'Mum, Are you 
alright?' He says it in the sweatest little voice when I lie on the 
sofa. He also says 'Do you want a kiss?, Do you want some (food)?, Do 
you want to come out?' Messed up again..when I play a wrong note on 
the piano. He sings, laughs like a drain, talks in 'monster' voice, 
dances. Hangs upside down on my hand (looks like a drawstring purse). 
Kisses and kuddles me till my nose is white like talcum powder. Plays 
ball with table tennis balls or plastic golf balls. He prefers those 
little cat balls with the bell in. He can hold them better because of 
the holes and then throw them. They only last a day because he eats 
them. He is getting braver now with the clicker game. He flies over 
to his perch, bows and clicks to start the game. There is no end to 
his conversations. I once heard him say ' no, I'm doing f**k all this 
weekend, no, not next weekend either, I'm on a course'. All week he 
kept on that he was 'on a course'.I'm glad he lost the swearing. He 
does say 'Oh, s**t'when he drops something in his cage. He used to 
make a sound like stones dropping into a bowl of water. I soon 
stopped going into the toilet with him on my shoulder. He makes all 
sorts of other bodily sounds though. Greys are fascinated by any 
sounds. Sometimes even distant sounds like a train miles away. He is 
learning to play piano at the moment by walking on the keys. trouble 
is he keeps eating the music.
Sue UK 

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