Joke my FOOT, I live with people like that every day!! I went to a bluegrass festival in North GA one time and arrived in the wee hours, slept past daylight, a man with no teeth was standing at my truck window with a cup of coffee when i woke up. he said "hey mah name tuhkey ah brung coffee fer ya," I said WHAT?? Anyway, it was very sweet, he had brought me coffee. His name was Turkey. I asked what he did for a living, he said "I on diwabiwity we all here on diwibiwity nobody wuk." Then after our morning visit he told me in leaving "don' go down da mountn wid dwugs on ye da law pahked at da bottom jes waitin." I said thank you. When I left he had brought me coffee every morning for four days, fed me supper every evening for four days, offered me moonshine with a whole fresh peach cut up in it every time i saw him, offered all the dwugs I wanted and gave me his phone number telling me "You write hit down i cant spell none." Turned out he was first cousin to a very famous nashville music star who is actually sorta known for being svelte and romantically handsome. From the same town. Where dey all on diwibiwity. Janice
-- even good horses have bad days sometimes.
