oh.  saturday i talked to the vet, i didnt have Jas with me, I told
him about the horse psychic and the gut sounds.  You would not believe
that mans face.  He is an old country vet.  His expression was
priceless.  I would win money if I could have videod that conversation
and sent it in to americas home videos.  But when I told him about the
loud gut sounds he said "gut sounds are good, you want gut sounds."  I
said no, these are like nothing I have ever heard.  Like gut sounds in
a steel drum.  He said he wants me to bring him in and he will look at
a chronic bowel something.  anyway.  so thats hopeful.  I just cant
stand no one trying anything while he goes down the tubes.  He was
trying not to let me know he thought I was out--of-my-frikken-mind and
just acted very profesional and polite when he offhandedly said "well
did the uh, the uhmn, the psychic woman say it happened before, during
or after meals..."  and I was like, oh man, I may as well have told
him jaspar was mysteriously growing petunias out his butt.  Or that
elvis had started speaking to me from his bowels.

Janice
-- 
even good horses have bad days sometimes.

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