BOUNCE [EMAIL PROTECTED]: Non-member submission from [".Soegi Hartono" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>] > From: ".Soegi Hartono" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Date: Tue, 9 Jun 1998 09:18:15 -0700 > > The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000: > 1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. > 2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. > 3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. > 4) Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE! > 5) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ t*st. > 6) Close your eyes and press escape three times. > 7) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. > 8) This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game? > 9) Windows message: ?You have just made a type mismatch! Shall I format your > brain?? > 10) This is a message from God: ?Rebooting the universe, please log off.? > 11) Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. > 12) BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding. > 13) COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup and press any key. > 14) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N) > 15) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) > 16) Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N) > 17) Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User. > 18) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N) > 19) WinErr 547: LPT1 not found... Use backup... PENCIL & PAPER. > 20) User Error: Replace user. > 21) Windows VirusScan 1.0 - ?OS/2 found: Remove it? (Y/Y)? > 22) Backup not found: (A)bort �etry (P)anic. _____________________________________________________________________ Untuk berhenti langganan: kirim email ke [EMAIL PROTECTED] dg body "unsubscribe id-linux"
