---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1998 19:44:02 -0700 From: Emmy Sartika <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "'[EMAIL PROTECTED]'" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Bill Gates > Bill Gates dies in a car accident. > He finds himself in purgatory, > being sized up by God... > > "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call > I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. > After all, you enormously helped society by putting > a computer in almost every home in America, > yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95. > > I'm going to do something I've never done before; > in your case, I'm going to let you decide > where you want to go." > > Bill replied, " Well, what's the difference between > the two?" > God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places > briefly, if it will help your decision." > > "Fine, but where should I go first?" > "I'll leave that up to you." > "Okay then," said Bill, "Let me try Hell first." > > So Bill went to Hell. > > It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with > clear waters and lots of beautiful women > running around, playing in the water, > laughing and frolicking about. > The sun was shining, the temperature was perfect. > He was very pleased. "This is great!" > he told God. "If this is hell, I > REALLY want to see heaven!" > > "Fine," said God, and off they went. > > Heaven was a place high in the clouds, > with angels drifting about, playing harps > and singing. It was nice, but not as > enticing as Hell. > Bill thought for a quick minute, and > rendered his decision. > "Hmmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told God. > > "Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." > > So Bill Gates went to Hell. > Two weeks later, God decided to check on > the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. > When he got there, he found Bill, shackled to a > wall, screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, > being burned and tortured by demons. > "How's everything going?" he asked Bill. > > Bill responded, with his voice filled with anguish > and disappointment, "This is awful! This is nothing > like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I can't believe > this is happening! What happened to that other > place, with the beaches, the beautiful women > playing in the water????! > > "Oh... that was the SCREENSAVER," > replied God. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Unsubscribe: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Archive: http://www.vlsm.org/linux-archive/ Linux CD: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
