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Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old. ========================== Question:What is the fullform of maths. Anwser:Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students ========================== Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student:A holiday ========================== Which is the pan in which we cannot fry something?...... japan ========================== Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!! ========================== Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?" Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time." Teacher: How old is ur father. Sunny:As old as I am. Teacher:How is it possible? Sunny:He became father only after I was born. ========================== Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher:How do you know? STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad. ========================== Student:(to teacher)Ma'am my pen has run out of ink. Teacher:Go run after it. ========================== Teacher:Ramu,get up.How can you sleep in my class? Ramu:I can teacher,if you keep your voice down. ========================== Teacher: Where does God live? Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom. Teacher: Why do you say that? Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?' ========================== Teacher:"What is your name?". Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." Teacher:"When I ask a question in english, answer it in english." <http://forum.mastitrain.com/> Student:"My name is Sunlight." <http://forum.mastitrain.com/> ========================== [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
