Note: forwarded message attached. ----- Original Message ----- From: Sweet Girl Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 10:54 PM
TEACHER STUDENT JOKES Teacher:" What is your name?". Student:"Mera name Suraj Prakash hai." Teacher:" When I ask a question in English, answer it in English." Student:" My name is Sunlight. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------- Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------- Question: What is the full form of math. Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------------ -- Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ? Student : BROTHERLY LOVE ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------------ -- Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student: A holiday ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------------ -- Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------------ -- Teacher:" Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? " Johnny:" Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time." ------------ --------- --------- ------- Teacher: How old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I am. Teacher: How is it possible? Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank) WANT TO FRIENDSHIP WITH ME EMAIL ME PASS THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW 141500 + Members Already Joined JOIN THIS GROUP TO RECEIVE COOL MAILS [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
