On Wed, 30 May 2001 16:09:43 EDT, Betty <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>  said:
> Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000 e-mails. 
> The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders for Report # 3. 
> Those 1000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 5 million e-mails 
> sent out. The 0.2% response to that is 10,000 orders for Report # 4. 
> Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000 
> (50 million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for Report 
> # 5 THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH=$500,000.00 (half million). 
> Your total income in this example is: 1..... $50 + 2..... $500 + 3..... $5,000 + 4 
> .... $50,000 + 5..... $500,000 ........ Grand Total=$555,550.00 
> NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGUREOUT 
> THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU 
> CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY ! 

OK.. Do I calculate return using an exponential curve or the S-shaped
logistics curve?  It seems that the former is only appropriate if we
assume that people will reply to duplicate postings (since the 10,000
people will certainly NOT choose non-overlapping lists of people).

Of course, the average net.moron will take the fact that he's gotten
4 or 5 copies as proof that it works, not as proof that it can't work.
Also, doing the math for report #6 is.. umm.. painful ;)

/Valdis (who had to find *some* way to put an engineering spin on it)

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