A Policeman Testifies in Court ( Read This Funny Joke )
Click here:http://bit.ly/4gGN8j A Policeman Testifies in Court If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility. .. Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?" A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away." Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?" A: "The officer who responded to the scene." Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?" A: "Yes, sir. With my life." Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?" A: "Yes sir, we do!" Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?" A: "Yes sir, I do." Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?" A: "Yes sir." Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?" A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room." ********* The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback" Line -- I think he'll win. < PREV ARTICLE: :NEXT ARTICLE > More Entertainment Stories ( Don't Miss )... Amazing flexible body ( A Cool Performance Video ) chocolate sculptures ( Beautiful Art & Creativity Pictures ) Christina Aguilera BW Series ( 18 + Watch This B & W Cute Photoshoot ) Strong Kid ( Look At This Powerful Video Of Kid ) You are receiving this message because you have opted in to the one of Your Fevourite Yahoo Group. To unsubscribe, please follow this link: http://groups.yahoo.com/mygroups [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
