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Jokes of the day
O'Leary showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when
he saw him. O'Leary had never been seen in church in his life. After Mass,
the priest caught O'Leary and said "O'Leary, I am so glad you decided
to come to Mass, what made you come?" O'Leary said, "I got to
be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced my hat and I really,
really love that hat. I know that Shaunassy had one just like mine and
I knew that Shaunassy came to church every Sunday. I also knew that Shaunassy
had to take off his hat during Mass, and I figured he would leave it in
the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal
Shaunassy's hat." The priest said, "Well, O'Leary, I notice
that you didn't steal Shaunassy's hat. What changed your mind?" O'Leary
said "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 commandments, I decided
that I didn't need to steal Shaunassy's hat." The priest gave O'Leary
a big smile and said "After I talked about Thou Shalt Not Steal,
you decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell, right?"
O'Leary shook his head and said "No, Father, after you talked about
Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery, I remembered where I left my hat!"
Three Lutheran ministers are having dinner at a restaurant when the Archangel
Gabrial approaches and points to one of them. "I have a gift for you," the angel says. "But you must choose: Infinite wisdom or a million dollars?" Being amongst Lutheran ministers, the man
chooses wisdom, and Gabrial dissapears in a puff. "So?" one
of the ministers asks with awe in his voice, "what do you know now
that you didn't know before?" He answers: "I should have taken
the money." |
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