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iklan-mini Muscular guys showing off their KING SIZE Sausages
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Jokes of the day
Fresh Pine Scent
A woman gets into the elevator after shopping at lunch time. She is returning back to work once the doors close she feels a serious fart coming on. With nobody else in the elevator, she feels comfortable so off she goes and drops a bad one.
After having to endure the smell for a moment or so she feels embarrassed so she pulls out a can of air freshener that she has just bought. She sprays it around and thinks that's that.
At the next floor, a man gets into the lift and looks rather uncomfortable as he continues to sniff.
"Is there something wrong?" says the woman.
"Yes," says the man. "It's the smell."
"What does it smell like?" she asks. "Air freshener?"
"No," he says. "It smells like somebody has shiet in a pine tree."
Can't understand
Morty was in his usual place that morning, sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge. He turned to his wife with a look of question on his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."
His wife replies, "Why thank you, dear!"
Cause of death
When a man died, his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered than a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea."
Replied the widow, "I nursed him night and day so of course I knew he died of diarrhea. But I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shiet he always was."
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