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Joke 1
He was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind
him and whacked him on the head with a rolled up magazine. "Ouch!!
What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper
in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.
Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of
one of the horses I bet on, he explained. Oh honey, I'm so
sorry, she said. should have known there was a good explanation."
Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up
and hit him in the head again, this time with an iron skillet, which knocked
him out cold. When he came too, he asked, Now what was that for?
She replied, Your horse called.
Joke 2 A fellow is getting
ready to tee-off on the first hole when a second fellow approaches and
asks if he can join him. The first says that he usually plays alone but
agrees to let the second guy join him. Both are even after the first couple
of holes. The second guy says, Say, we're about evenly matched,
how about we play for five bucks a hole?" The first fellow says that
he usually plays alone and doesn't like to bet but agrees to the terms.
Well, the second guy wins the rest of the holes and as they're walking
off of the eighteenth hole, and while counting his $80.00, he confesses
that he's the pro at a neighboring course and likes to pick on suckers.
The first fellow reveals that he's the Parish Priest at the local Catholic
Church to which the second fellow gets all flustered and apologetic and
offers to give the Priest back his money. The Priest says, "No, no.
You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your
winnings. The pro says, Well, is there anything I can do to
make it up to you? The Priest says, Well, you could come to
Mass on Sunday and make a donation. Then, if you bring your mother and
father by after Mass, I'll marry them for you.
Joke 3
A man goes on a 2-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his
brother. Three days before his return he calls his brother.
Brother 1: So how is my cat doing?
Brother 2: He's Dead
Brother 1: He's Dead! What do you mean He's Dead! I loved that cat. Couldn't
you think of a nicer way to tell me! I'm leaving in 3 days. You could of
broke me to the news easier. You could of told me today that she got out of
the house or something. Then when I called before I left you could of told
me, Well, we found her but she is up on the roof and we're having trouble
getting her down. Then when I call you from the airport you could of told
me, The Fire Department was there and scared her off the roof and the cat
died when it hit the ground.
Brother 2: I'm sorry...you're right...that was insensitive I won't let it
happen again.
Brother 1: Alright, alright, forget about it. Anyway, how is Mom doing?
Brother 2: She's up on the roof and we're having trouble getting her down.
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