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Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure -- hooking up with fat, hairy girls. The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well. I would like to believe when I die that I have given myself away like a tree that sows seed every spring and never counts the loss, because it is not loss, it is adding to future life. It is the tree's way of being. Strongly rooted perhaps, but spilling out its treasure on the wind. Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? No matter what looms ahead, if you can eat today, enjoy today, mix good cheer with friends today enjoy it and bless God for it. Take away love and our earth is a tomb. Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. The Babylon project was our last, best hope for peace. .. It failed. .. But in the year of the Shadow war it became something greater: our last, best hope . for victory. The year is 2260, the place: Babylon 5.All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time. When love is not madness, it is not love. The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. The best proof of love is trust. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself, in your way of thinking. Memory is a child walking along a seashore. You never can tell what small pebble it will pick up and store away among its treasured things. Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of being. Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! Who so loves believes the impossible. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. Hope is like a road in the country: there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. You can widen your life by yourself, but to deepen it you need a friend. Memory is a child walking along a seashore. You never can tell what small pebble it will pick up and store away among its treasured things. The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man. The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them. A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well. Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Love is the immortal flow of energy that nourishes, extends and preserves. Its eternal goal is life. Hope is like a road in the country: there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are. When solving problems, dig at the roots instead of just hacking at the leaves. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself, in your way of thinking. Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact. Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. I would like to believe when I die that I have given myself away like a tree that sows seed every spring and never counts the loss, because it is not loss, it is adding to future life. It is the tree's way of being. Strongly rooted perhaps, but spilling out its treasure on the wind. Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact. No matter what looms ahead, if you can eat today, enjoy today, mix good cheer with friends today enjoy it and bless God for it. Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. Reduce the complexity of life by eliminating the needless wants of life, and the labors of life reduce themselves. Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within. Distance between two hearts is not an obstacle; rather a great reminder of just how strong true love can be. Begin doing what you want to do now. We are not living in eternity. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand and melting like a snowflake. Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of being. Love is the beauty of the soul. Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there? A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. Who so loves believes the impossible. A book may lie dormant for fifty years or for two thousand years in a forgotten corner of a library, only to reveal, upon being opened, the marvels or the abysses that it contains, or the line that seems to have been written for me alone. In this respect the writer is not different from any other human being: whatever we say or do can have far-reaching consequences. I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. Love is the immortal flow of energy that nourishes, extends and preserves. Its eternal goal is life. Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life. Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks. The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a ... brain operation. All right, Brain, I don't like you and you don't like me -- so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. Love is the immortal flow of energy that nourishes, extends and preserves. Its eternal goal is life. The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands in times of challenge and controversy. The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands in times of challenge and controversy. Love takes up where knowledge leaves off. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. The best proof of love is trust. Autumn is the time when seasons merge because of bare necessity. Distance between two hearts is not an obstacle; rather a great reminder of just how strong true love can be. A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. Reduce the complexity of life by eliminating the needless wants of life, and the labors of life reduce themselves. Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. Distance between two hearts is not an obstacle; rather a great reminder of just how strong true love can be.
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