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Jokes of the day
The scene was a tiny mountain village in a remote section of West Virginia.
An old mountaineer and his young wife were getting a divorce in the local
court. But custody of the children was a problem. The mother jumped to
her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children
into this world, she should retain custody of them. The old mountaineer
also wanted custody of the children. The judge asked for his side of the
story and, after a long moment of silence, the mountaineer slowly rose
from his chair and replied, "Judge, when I put a dollar in a candy
machine and a candy bar comes out, does it belong to me or the machine?"
An African chieftain flew to the United States to visit the president.
When he arrived at the airport, a host of newsmen and television cameramen
met him. One of the reporters asked the chief if he had a comfortable
flight. The chief made a series of weird noises: "Screech, scratch,
honk, buzz, whistle, z-z-z-z..." Then he added in perfect English,
"Yes, I had a very nice flight." Another reporter asked, "Chief,
do you plan to visit the Washington Monument while you're in the area?"
The chief made the same noises: "Screech, scratch, honk, buzz, whistle,
z-z-z-z..." Then he said, "Yes, and I also plan to visit the
White House and the Capitol Building." "Where did you learn
to speak such flawless English?" asked the next reporter. The chief
replied, "Screech, scratch, honk, buzz, whistle, z-z-z-z... From
the short-wave radio." |
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