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Jokes of the day
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead,
and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner
asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts,
"Ready! Aim�" Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has
any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready!
Aim�" Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!" Everyone
is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes. By now the blonde
has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner
asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts,
"Ready! Aim�" And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
- Joke 2 - A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has
had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and
it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic
pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs
for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to
throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of
the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping
rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap
away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot
becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's
pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the
Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse. - Joke 3 - A brunette,
a redhead and a blonde went to an ice cream parlor together. The brunette
went up and asked for a Dr. Pepper float with no ice cream. The counter
man was confused, but gave her a Dr. Pepper float with no ice cream. The
redhead went up and asked for a single dip of vanilla ice cream with Pepsi
poured over it. The man was really confused now. But he gave the redhead
her order. The blonde was listening to the other two women and thought
that she should have a ''special order'' too. So she went up and asked
for an extra-large root beer, but hold the roots. |
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