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Watch out! The cougars are out to get you...
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Jokes of the day
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls,
and sat down next to a beautiful, you guessed it, blonde. The blonde kept
looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many
such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls." Never-the-less,
the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being
able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as
much as tennis elbow?"
Joke 2 - Three doctors are killed in a light
plane crash and are standing in line at the Pearly Gates. The first doctor
tells St. Peter, "I was just an ordinary sinner in life but I was
also an orthopedic surgeon and I helped crippled children to walk again."
"Your sins are forgiven," says St. Peter "and you can come
in." The second doctor says "I was just an ordinary sinner in
life but I was also a psychiatrist and I helped mentally disturbed people
regain their sanity." "Your sins are forgiven," says St.
Peter "and you can come in too." The third doctor says "I
led a sinless life and left my medical practice to head up an HMO."
"Then you can come in as well" says St. Peter "But you
can only stay for three days, then you go to hell."
Joke 3
A plumber attended to a leaking faucet at a neurosugeon's house. After a 2-minute job, he demanded $75.
"I don't charge this amount even though I'm a surgeon."
"You're right -that's why I switched from surgery to plumbing!"
Joke 4 A man is working at a pharmaceutical store, and he always gets the orders wrong. His boss tells him if he screws up one more time, he is fired.
An old man walks in and orders cough syrup. He can't find any so he gives him a laxative instead. The man takes the laxative and leaves the store. The boss comes up and asks why he gave the man a laxative in place of cough syrup. He points towards the old man who is suddenly leaning on a lightpost and says, "Look at him -- he's afraid to cough."
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