Gospel of Matthew 26:41 There is no 'I' in TEAM, but there is a ME Judge not, lest ye be judged He who last, lasts, laughs last
Law is the solemn expression of legislative will CODE NAPOLEON If something is worth doing, then it's worth doing right This is often misstated as the proof is in the pudding Laughter is the shortest distance between two people A lie has no legs The problem with alcohol is sobriety The teacher has not taught, until the student has learned -Winnie Parkerson, Nacogdoches County, TX Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Lie down with dogs, wake up with fleas Alternate: If at first you don't succeed, redefine success Meaner than a junk-yard dog Alternate version: Pray for the best, prepare for the worst Possible Interpretation: Prepare for things to go wrong rather than worrying about them after the fact Also: Don't shut the gate after the horse has bolted Don't spit into the wind Possible Interpretation: Finishing a task quickly is not about rushing Fretting cares make g First come, first served Briefer version 'A miss is as good as a mile' Never shove your Granny when she's shaving Possible Interpretation: A rhyme to remember how to avoid a hangover Kill two birds with one stone It takes two to tango You can't grease a pig so many times that he can't be greased one more time Truth is stranger than fiction He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword Don't mend what ain't broken God blesses a drunk The nail that sticks out gets pounded An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth No news is good news When your only tool is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail Practice does not make perfect but a perfect practice makes perfect Definition: A situation almost impossible to complete Give respect take respect You can't tell a book by its cover That which does not kill you, makes you stronger A lie has no legs The problem with alcohol is sobriety The teacher has not taught, until the student has learned -Winnie Parkerson, Nacogdoches County, TX Never shove your Granny when she's shaving Possible Interpretation: A rhyme to remember how to avoid a hangover Kill two birds with one stone It takes two to tango
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