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Jokes of the day
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.
The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store.
The attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court. The lawyer did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking.
After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, "You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through your ranch that morning. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!"
The old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you, young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that durned bull came home this morning."
Joke 2 A woman was attempting to return a disposable barbecue. When asked
why she was returning it, the woman replied that when she opened it, there
wasn't any meat in it. The shop assistant patiently explained that the
barbecue was simply to cook the meat, and that it didn't include any food.
The customer looked very embarrassed indeed. The assistant looked at her
receipt and asked: There are three barbecues on here. Are you returning
the other two as well? I can't, she said. They're
at home in the freezer. ![]()
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