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Unique job interviews
Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees.
- A job applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle.
- Interviewee wore a Walkman, explaining that she could listen to the interviewer and the music at the same time.
- Candidate fell and broke arm during interview.
- Candidate announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger and french fies in the interviewers office.
- Candidate explained that her long-term goals was to replace the interviewer.
- Candidate said he never finished high school because he was kidnapped and kept in a closet in Mexico.
- Balding Candidate excused himself and returned to the office a few minutes later wearing a headpiece.
- Applicant said if he was hired he would demonstrate his loyalty by having the corporate logo tattooed on his forearm.
- Applicant interrupted interview to phone her therapist for advice on how to answer specific interview questions.
- Candidate brought large dog to interview.
- Applicant refused to sit down and insisted on being interviewed standing up.
- Candidate dozed off during interview.
The employers were also asked to list the "most unusual" questions that have been asked by job candidates.
- What is it that you people do at this company?
- What is the company motto?
- Why aren't you in a more interesting business?
- What are the zodiac signs of all the board members?
- Why do you want references?
- Do I have to dress for the next interview?
- I know this is off the subject, but will you marry me?
- Will the company move my rock collection from California to Maryland?
- Will the company pay to relocate my horse?
- Does your health insurance cover pets?
- Would it be a problem if I'm angry most of the time?
- Does your company have a policy regarding concealed weapons?
- Do you think the company would be willing to lower my pay?
- Why am I here?
Also included are a number of unusual statement made by candidates during the interview process.
- I have no difficulty in starting or holding my bowel movement.
- At times I have the strong urge to do something harmful or shocking.
- I feel uneasy indoors.
- Sometimes I feel like smashing things.
- Women should not be allowed to drink in cocktail bars.
- I think that Lincoln was greater than Washington.
- I get excited very easily.
- I am fascinated by fire.
- I like tall women.
- People are always watching me.
- If I get too much change in a store, I always give it back.
- I must admit that I am a pretty fair talker.
- I never get hungry.
- I know who is responsible for most of my troubles
- If the pay was right, I'd travel with the carnival.
- I would have been more successful if nobody would have snitched on me.
- I think I'm going to throw-up.
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