Title: Mom Made Movies
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Mom makes movies before she makes cookies iklan-mini!
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Joke of the day
Yo mama
Yo mama twice the man you are.
Yo mama middle name is Rambo.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, You ain't gonna puch me around no more.
Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldn't get used to the front seat!
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