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iklan-mini, Well Endowed Shemales show off time!
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Jokes of the day
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
- Sign seen in London department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs
- Sign seen in the vicinity of Victoria Station: Closed for official opening.
- Sign on a government issue car: Fulton county disaster coordinator.
- Sign on an asphalt truck: Let us fill your crack!
the tub.
- Sign in a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
- These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
- Sign on a Norfolk farm: Trespassers beware! I shoot every tenth trespasser. The ninth one just left.
- Sign at a muffler shop: No muff too tough for us!
- Sign in a Japanese Hotel room: In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside
- Sign in a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notice.
- Sign seen on an electricity pylon: DANGER! To touch these wires will result in instant death. Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted.
- Sign in a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
- Sign in a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
- Sign in a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
- Office sign: Ace exterminating - we kill bugs dead, walk-ins welcome.
- Sign in a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
- Sign in a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
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