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Jokes Of The Day
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Some police quotes
The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile.
If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.
So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?
Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?
Warning! You want a warning? OK, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket.
The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?
Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.
Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid.
No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want.
Just how big were those two beers?
In God we trust, all others are suspects.
Mid-term
Students in an advanced biology class were taking a mid term. The last question was: Name seven advantages of mothers milk. The correct answer will be worth 70 points or none at all.
One student who had also partied a little too hard the night before, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He finally wrote:
It is a perfect formula for the child.
It provides immunity against several diseases.
It is always available as needed.
It is always at the right temperature.
It is inexpensive.
It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa.
And then, the student was stuck. Finally, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote:
It comes in such cute containers.
He got an A.
Dieting Blonde
There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked for his advice.
He said that she was going to go on a diet for three days
Eat anything and everything you want for the first two days of your diet. Then skip the third day.
So the blonde went home and ate anything and everything she wanted for the first two days, then she skipped the third day.
The next day she went back to the doctor and he asked her, How is your diet?
She said, Well, the first two days were easy but that third day was hard. Doing all that skipping made me really tired.
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