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Jokes of the day
Delivering a baby
A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.
It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby.
The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
The doctor then asked the 5 year old what he thought of the baby.
Hit him again, the 5 year old said. He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!
Good reason
There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.
Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!
Woman is on a bus
A woman got on a bus holding a baby.
The bus driver said: That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen.
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
The bus driver insulted me, she fumed.
The man sympathized and said: Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers.
You're right, she said. I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.
That's a good idea, the man said. Here, let me hold your monkey.
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