1.How can a woman tell if she is flat chested?
A: She look down her dress and the two bumps she see are her knees.
2.Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take
your house and car with them.
3.Why can't you trust woman?
A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?
4.What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
A: Money.
5.Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A: They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.
6.How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex?
A: Wipe your dick on the curtains.
7.Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
8.What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for?
A: Its Braille for "suck here".
9.Why did God give men penises?
A: So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
10.What does aeroplanes and women have in common?
A: Both have cockpits.
11.What is an Australian kiss?
A: It is the same as a French kiss but only down under.
12.Why do women like old gynaecologist?
A: Because they shake uncontrollably.
13.How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
A: When she have to chew before swallowing
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