Dear friends, Extremely sorry for mistakenly having sent a personal mail to the list... I only realised my mistake after I had hit the "Send" button....please ignore & delete it.. Once again I'm very sorry for the bother! --Indra, ListAdmin (Third-Class!!) ---------- From: Indranil Das Gupta <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Warning: Beowoulf Tandoori Ahead! Date: Tuesday, January 18, 2000 2:50 AM Hi there: Today at work I got to hear the most fantastic of tales... It simply beat me!! Here is the story in my style of narrative :D Humpty-Dumpty sat on a Hat Which was Red as the neighbour's cat, That had eat all the Red Herring, After having done Beowoulf clustering. Humpty dumpty had a great fall, for telling stories that were too tall. he fell like a cat, but he broke no bone. Bruised he was for a day or two, A little black here, a little blue. Another one who heard of this nearly burst his guts in endless mirth. So once more I have to fall back on your favorite poet....(I am misqouting on purpose ;) "Jokhon Kumro-potash hanshey, Shobai chorey tartoriye hottomular gatchey...." You shud really thank god that Sukumar was smart enuf not to let Kumro-potash anywhere near a Beowoulf cluster!! That surely would have sent the much of humanity into semi-permanent geo-stationary orbitals.... this was bad enuf.... my insides are still hurting from the time I heard this in the evening.... adios amiga, i14a. PS. A VSNL sysadmin wrote some wonderful stuff to "D"... the guy kept talking of "blockhole" instead of a "blackhole".... naturally "D" was clueless as to what on earth was a blockhole!!! What do you think it could be?? I prefer that a blockhole is what is left of a blockhead after you shoot him with a shotgun in sheer disgust... -- To unsubscribe, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the body "unsubscribe ilug-cal" and an empty subject line. FAQ: http://www.ilug-cal.org/help/faq_list.html
