DeCSS T-Shirt Used To Commit Piracy!
August 2, 2000

ABILENE, TX -- College student Cody Potter stunned the
world yesterday when he used a T-shirt with the printed
DeCSS source code to illegally copy a DVD of "Star Trek
XXI: We Promise This Is The Last One".  Well, it wasn't the
actual DeCSS source code. The shirt contained a Perl script
which spits out a bash shell script which produces a
GW-BASIC program which outputs a ROT13-encoded Python
script that manufactures a Pig-Latin-encoded  Java program
that finally produces the real DeCSS C source code when
executed.

It seems amusing that Cody went to all that trouble to
obtain a copy of DeCSS when he could've simply found one in
the shadier parts of the Internet.  Heck, you can get the
source code right here from Humorix (just don't tell anyone
from the MPAA, okay?).  Simply take all of the capitalized
letters in this article, apply ROT13 to them, and XOR each
character in turn with all of the capitalized letters in
the previous article. The first 53 characters from this set
will give you the URL for a Sanskrit webpage that contains
the link and password (hidden in the HTML source code) to
an FTP site in Latvia where the actual DeCSS source code
can be found.

The programmer who created DeCSS was in a state of
disbelief after word spread of Cody's actions.  "WTF?  You
mean somebody actually used my code to pirate something?  I
can't believe it," exclaimed the Scandinavian hacker from
his jail cell in the maximum-security prison jointly
operated by the MPAA and RIAA in California.  "DeCSS is
strictly for playing DVDs on Linux boxes.  If you want to
pirate something, go get one of those MPAA-approved players
that contain piracy-enabling Easter Eggs.  I don't know why
anybody would use DeCSS to make illegal copies of something
-- this Cody guy must be an idiot.  Or he's on the MPAA
payroll.  But I repeat myself."

Some conspiracy theorists have already theorized
conspiracies. "It's obvious Cody Potter was paid by the
MPAA to do this," one stammered. "Before today, their case
had more holes in it than Windows security.  But now they
can actually point to somebody who really used DeCSS to
pirate a DVD.  How convenient."

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