Here is my code to comment the big boss.
#include "jokes.h"
int is_greater_than(Free Open Source *GNU->Linux, Bill Propietory *WindoZ)
{
return may_be;
}
Comment please
Sumit
Burdwan
PS : Although this is not a list for this type of Jokes, but I cann't
control myself. ListAdmin Please bear with me.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Arko Provo Mukherjee" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "ilug-cal" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Cc: "Mamu" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Sunday, June 01, 2003 2:25 PM
Subject: [ilug-cal] Windows Source Code
> Hi,
> I searched for "Windows Source Code" in Google and found this link:
> http://johnfound.hit.bg/winsrc.html
> Here is the code.
> Read it!! It's real fun.
> Cheers
> Arko
>
>
> /* Source Code Windows 2000 */
>
> #include "win31.h"
> #include "win95.h"
> #include "win98.h"
> #include "workst~1.h"
> #include "evenmore.h"
> #include "oldstuff.h"
> #include "billrulz.h"
> #include "monopoly.h"
> #include "backdoor.h"
> #define INSTALL = HARD
>
> char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
> void main()
> {
> while(!CRASHED)
> {
> display_copyright_message();
> display_bill_rules_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
>
> if (first_time_installation)
> {
> make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
> do_nothing_loop();
> totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
> search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
> make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
> disable_Netscape();
> disable_RealPlayer();
> disable_Lotus_Products();
> hang_system();
> } //if
> write_something(anything);
> display_copyright_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> do_some_stuff();
>
> if (still_not_crashed)
> {
> display_copyright_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> basically_run_windows_31();
> do_nothing_loop();
> } // if
> } //while
>
> if (detect_cache())
> disable_cache();
>
> if (fast_cpu())
> {
> set_wait_states(lots);
> set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
> set_mouse(action,jumpy);
> set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
> } //if
>
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
> printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
>
> if (system_ok())
> crash(to_dos_prompt)
> else
> system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);
>
> while(something)
> {
> sleep(5);
> get_user_input();
> sleep(5);
> act_on_user_input();
> sleep(5);
> } // while
> create_general_protection_fault();
>
> } // main
>
>
> That's all, no comments !!!
>
>
>
>
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