Good one :)!!!! On Fri, Oct 15, 2010 at 11:02 AM, arun singh <[email protected]>wrote:
> Hello Folks, > > This message is Jovial in Nature. I don't intend to express any word or > hate > feeling to windows users neither a war between Windows & linux users. Its > just a words. > > > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > Well, Bill,” said God, “I’m really confused on this one. I’m not sure > whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped society > enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet > you created that ghastly Windows. I’m going to do something I’ve never done > before. I’m going to let you decide where you want to go!” > > Mr. Gates replied, “Well, thanks, Lord. What’s the difference between the > two?” > > God said, “You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you > decide. Shall we look at Hell first?” “Sure!” said Bill. “Let’s go!” > > Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There > were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, > laughing and frolicking about. > > The sun was shining and the temperature was just perfect! > > Bill said, “This is great! If this is Hell, I can’t wait to see Heaven!” > > To which God replied, “Let’s go!” and off they went. Bill saw puffy white > clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and > singing. > > It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for only > a brief moment and rendered his decision. > > “God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell.” > > “As you desire,” said God. > > Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how > things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming among the > hot > flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons. > > “How ya doin’, Bill?” asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair. > > “This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the > beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?” > > “Oh, THAT!” said God. > “That was the screen saver”….!! !!!!!!! > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > ~~ > > Regards > > Arun > _______________________________________________ > Ilugd mailing list > [email protected] > http://frodo.hserus.net/mailman/listinfo/ilugd > -- Best regards, arjuna _______________________________________________ Ilugd mailing list [email protected] http://frodo.hserus.net/mailman/listinfo/ilugd
