------- Computer: Danger ! Danger !
Reed: What's that thing babbling about ? Tucker: Oh, it's just annoyed that I disconnected its sensors. It doesn't understand the need for plot devices. Reed: That's because it's an American computer. British ones are more sophisticated, not to mention better-looking. Tucker: Don't knock the States! Need I remind you that varp drive vas an American inwention ? Reed: The same warp drive that enabled Enterprise to crash into this asteroid ? Tucker: Ohhhhh crap. ------- Captain's Log: Actually, we're not dead. But since we're fictional, we're not really alive either. It's confusing. ------- Archer: How are the offscreen aliens doing ? Hope the senseless, unnecessary destruction of their ship didn't bother them. Sato: Nope, they're cool with that. We've supplied them with boron to breathe, too. Archer: I thought boron was only a gas at 4000 K. Sato: Really ? That explains why they all caught fire. ------- Reed: So I guess what I'm saying, Phil, is that.... Tucker: Will you stop recording letters already? I'm trying to sleep! Reed: No you're not. You've got a flashlight under the covers. Tucker: And you don't even know anybody named Phil. Reed: Stop changing the subject. ------- Tucker: Okay, lunchtime. I'm going to eat these really, really, really thick mashed potatoes. Reed: Are you sure that's not valve sealant? Tucker: Quiet! I've got a nice denial going here. Computer: How can you two eat at a time like this? We're going to die! I'm going to die! Reed: Which will constitute two big losses and one major gain for the universe. Computer: Exactly! Hey, wait a minute.... ------- Archer: Welcome back, you hero, you. Reed: Hero? What did I do? Archer: Well, first you sedated Trip, who'd gone insane with claustrophobia and tried to kill you both. You used the rest of your time on the shuttle to find a proof of Fermat's last theorem, and then a different, better one. T'Pol: Math is such a turn-on. Rowr! Reed: Oh, wow! This is like some wonderful dream.... Tucker: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Reed: You must have been having some nightmare. ------- Galaxy: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Tucker: Was that the galaxy laughing at us? Reed: I think it was the computer, actually. Computer: GASP! How can you make such an accusation? Galaxy: Ha ha ha. You all suck. Except the computer, he's pretty cool. Tucker: You're pathetic. ------- Reed: ....will love you for all time. Sincerely, Malcolm "Casanova" Reed. OK computer, save a copy of that letter for each female name in your database. Computer: You're so shallow! Reed: And make a copy for yourself too. Computer: Awwww...you're so sweet. ------- Reed: Well, let's put this beer to use...a toast to the Enterprise crew and their intensely painful deaths. Tucker: Hey, don't feel bad. They died doing what they loved: asphyxiating. Reed: Yeah, I suppose good times were had by all. Now put that candle out! Tucker: What? How do you expect me to light my cigars? Reed: WAAAAAAAAA! Those guys were (sob) the best friends I ever (sob) had, and now the only one left (sob) won't -- Tucker: All right, all right! Just stop blubbering. ------- Reed: Hic. We are so blasted. Tucker: You and your stupid weapons. Hic. Can't we something else about talk? Reed: Okay, let's discussissus T'Pol. What a (hic) babe. Tucker: You said it. Said it you. You, it said. Computer: This scene is a travesty! Reed: You mean the pathetic attempt to convey drunken discourse in a textual medium? Computer: No, the pathetic attempt to reinforce your heterosexuality! How dare you two be straight? How DARE you? This is an insult to all viewers everywhere! Tucker: Malcolm, has the computer been into the beer? Reed: Nah, it's always like this. ------- T'Pol: Welcome back, you hero, you. Reed: You really think that? T'Pol: Nope, just messing with your mind. But thanks for bringing back my beloved Trip. I think I'll kiss him now. 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