Hahaha,
you should put this in a new subject, bro...
but it's sarcasticly funny!
Salam,
Eri
On 10/31/06, Arif Budiman <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> Startrek vs Microsoft
>
> Picard: "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at
> finding
> a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to access their
> command pathways?"
>
> Geordi: "Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching through
> our
> archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology."
>
> Geordi presses a key, and a logo appears on the computer screen.
>
> Riker: (looks puzzled). "What the hell is 'Microsoft'?"
>
> Data: (turns to answer). "Allow me to explain. We will send this program,
> for some reason called 'Windows', through the Borg command pathways. Once
> inside their root command unit, it will begin consuming system resources
> at
> an unstoppable rate."
>
> Picard: "But the Borg have the ability to adapt. Won't they alter their
> processing systems to increase their storage capacity?"
>
> Data: "Yes, Captain. But when 'Windows' detects this, it creates a new
> version of itself known as an 'upgrade'. The use of resources increases
> exponentially with each iteration. The Borg will not be able to adapt
> quickly enough. Eventually all of their processing ability will be taken
> over and none will be available for their normal operational functions."
>
> Picard: "Excellent work. This is even better than that 'unsolvable
> geometric
> shape' idea."
>
> *... 15 Minutes Later ...*
>
> Data: "Captain, We have successfully installed the 'Windows' in the
> command
> unit and as expected it immediately consumed 85% of all resources. We
> however have not received any confirmation of the expected 'upgrade'."
>
> Geordi: "Our scanners have picked up an increase in Borg storage and CPU
> capacity to compensate, but we still have no indication of an 'upgrade' to
> compensate for their increase."
>
> Picard: "Data, scan the history banks again and determine if their is
> something we have missed."
>
> Data: "Sir, I believe their is a reason for the failure in the 'upgrade'.
> Apparently the Borg have circumvented that part of the plan by not sending
> in their registration cards.
>
> Riker: "Captain we have no choice. Requesting permission to begin
> emergency
> escape sequence 3F . . ."
>
> Geordi: (excited) "Wait, Captain I just detected their CPU capacity has
> suddenly dropped to 0% !"
>
> Picard: "Data, what does your scanners show?"
>
> Data: "Apparently the Borg have found the internal 'Windows' module named
> 'Solitaire' and it has used up all the CPU capacity."
>
> Picard: "Lets wait and see how long this 'solitaire' can reduce their
> functionality."
>
> *... Two Hours Pass ...*
>
> Riker: "Geordi what's the status on the Borg?"
>
> Geordi: "As expected the Borg are attempting to re-engineer to compensate
> for increased CPU and storage demands, but each time they successfully
> increase resources I have setup our closest deep space monitor beacon to
> transmit more 'windows' modules from something called the 'Microsoft
> fun-pack'.
>
> Picard: "How much time will that buy us ?"
>
> Data: "Current Borg solution rates allow me to predicate an interest time
> span of 6 more hours."
>
> Geordi: "Captain, another vessel has entered our sector."
>
> Picard: "Identify."
>
> Data: "It appears to have markings very similar to the 'Microsoft' logo"
>
> *Over the speakers...*
> "THIS IS ADMIRAL BILL GATES OF THE MICROSOFT FLAGSHIP MONOPOLY. WE HAVE
> POSITIVE CONFIRMATION OF UNREGISTERED SOFTWARE IN THIS SECTOR. SURRENDER
> ALL
> ASSETS AND WE CAN AVOID ANY TROUBLE. YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS"
>
> Data: "The alien ship has just opened its forward hatches and released
> thousands of humanoid shaped objects."
>
> Picard: "Magnify forward viewer on the alien craft"
>
> Riker: "Good God captain! Those are humans floating straight toward the
> Borg
> ship with no life support suits! How can they survive the tortures of deep
> space?!"
>
> Data: "I don't believe that those are humans sir, if you will look closer
> I
> believe you will see that they are carrying something recognized by
> twenty-first century man as doe skin leather briefcases, and wearing
> Armani
> suits" Riker and Picard together horrified: "Lawyers !!"
>
> Geordi: "It can't be. All the Lawyers were rounded up and sent hurtling
> into
> the sun in 2017 during the Great Awakening."
>
> Data: "True, but apparently some must have survived."
>
> Riker: "They have surrounded the Borg ship and are covering it with all
> types of papers."
>
> Data: "I believe that is known in ancient vernacular as 'red tape' it
> often
> proves fatal."
>
> Riker: "They're tearing the Borg to pieces !"
>
> Picard: "Turn off the monitors. I can't stand to watch, not even the Borg
> deserve that."
>
> On 10/30/06, Budiss <[EMAIL PROTECTED]<bsgiarto-aseli%40yahoo.co.id>>
> wrote:
> >
> > On 30/10/2006 at 3:41 Arlandi Landjono <[EMAIL
> > PROTECTED]<arlandi%40yahoo.com>
> <arlandi%40yahoo.com>>
> > wrote:
> >
> > > udah pada mulai bermacet2 ria?
> >
> > Kalau di Bandung masih rada sepi mas Arland, tetapi sudah mulai
> > ramai.
> >
> > > kembali ngejar setoran untuk beli DVD Box setnya TNG?
> > > kembali sibuk cari dana untuk bayar pulsa?
> > > dan kembali kepada rutinitas sehari2 yg seminggu kemaren masuk
> > > modus hibernation
> >
> > Hehehehe... rutinitas sehari2 memang selalu membuntuti kita.
> >
> > > so, sebelum gue memulai, me and my family mo mengucapkan selamat hari
> > > raya Idul Fitri dan mohon maaf lahir dan batin buat yg ngerayain.
> >
> > Selamat Hari Raya Idul Fitri, minal aidin wal faidzin, mohon maaf lahir
> > batin
> > dari saya untuk anda sekeluarga.
> >
> > Salam,
> > Budiss.
> >
> >
> >
>
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>
>
>
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