------- Cordelia: Angel Investigations. We help the hopeless.
Sato: (over the phone) Uh, hi. You wouldn't happen to be hiring right now, would you? Cordelia: Well, what are your qualifications? Sato: I'm a very experienced translator and -- Cordelia: Oh, you. The Sunnydale bunch warned us you'd be calling. Sorry, but we have a rule here: no taking characters from other shows' dumpsters. Sato: What about Wesley? Cordelia: He came before we made that rule. Wesley: HEY! ------- Liana: Hey, do you hear something? Tucker: That's just T'Pol banging her head against the wall. Say, don't I know you? Liana: I doubt it. I pretty much live in a cave. Tucker: Well, you look familiar, and that's grounds for pass-making. Wanna see a movie? Liana: What's playing? Tucker: The Matrix. Liana: Su-- Maya: NO! I forbid my daughter to see that movie! Tucker: Why? It's just about someone discovering that everything around him has been an illusion for his whole -- Maya: Shhhh! SHHHH! ------- Sato: Oh, and I agree completely with all your theories. Al Calavicci: You can stop sucking up now -- you're hired. Welcome aboard! Sato: Thank you so much, Admiral. I've had a lot of trouble finding the right show to work on. Al: Well, honey, your troubles are over. Now lemme introduce you to the other half of the cast. Hey Sam, get over here! Sam Beckett: Something wrong, Al? Sato: Oh... boy. Sam: Hi there, ma'am. Al, is this the new employee? Al: Yeah. You okay, Hoshi? You're paler than my first wife's wedding dress. Sato: Um. Mr. Calavicci, thanks very much for your time, but I need to run screaming now. Al: Well, there she goes, Sam... the only person I ever met who knew more languages than you. Sam: Huh. Was it something I said? ------- Reed: I just found some escape pods orbiting the planet. Funny how I never noticed them before. Archer: Guess they were hiding. Bring one aboard. T'Pol: Captain, you need to break this habit! What did you say when we found the sleeping Klingons? "Bring one aboard." What did you say when the Suliban shot warp grenades at us? "Bring one aboard." What did you say when we ran into the giant space bees? "Bring one aboard." Archer: Exactly. Now let's bring one aboard. ------- Sato: And then he walked in and it was all "new boss, same as the old boss." So here I am on a psychiatrist's couch doubting my sanity. Doctor Who: Madam, the world is almost entirely composed of the unusual. If we are to survive, we must face what we do not wish to see. Sato: But where do I go from here? If I stop changing series, I won't get fooled again, but where else is left for me? Doctor Who: Your life is yours, Ensign. I can offer only this advice: though the road goes ever on and on, in the end it always leads home. Sato: I'd better go, but thanks for listening. You said all the right things. Doctor Who: Perhaps. Or perhaps someone very much like me, in a place very much like this one, said those right things to you. Sato: You're weird, you know that? ------- Holoemitters: WAIT! Don't shoot! Tucker: Captain? Archer: No mercy, Trip. Fire. Holoemitters: NOOOOOO! All the Kantare: NOOOOOO! Ezral: Um... uh... "NOOOOOO!" Tucker: You're not fooling anybody. Ezral: Nuts. ------- Captain's Starlog: Them holograms are nothing but trouble. Let's hope Starfleet doesn't run into them again. ------- Lagi-lagi Hoshi...Kasihan, ya ?! ;-) Sharif Dayan [EMAIL PROTECTED] *Milis Penggemar Star Trek Indonesia http://groups.yahoo.com/group/indo-startrek "...to boldly go where no Indonesian has gone before." ----------------------------------------------------------- Website: www.indo-startrek.org Email: indostartrek @ yahoo . com Forum: www.indo-startrek.org/forum Friendster: www.friendster.com/indost =/\= ================================================= =/\= Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/indo-startrek/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/indo-startrek/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
