------- Sato: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest one of all ? --Hey, did I say "faintest" ?
------- Mayweather: And that was when the ghost of Cyrus Ramsey showed up and scored the winning touchdown. Tucker: Your team really should have been penalized for that. Hey, you okay, Hoshi ? Sato: Of course I am ! What makes you think I'm uncomfortable talking about the ghost of the victim of a famously grisly transporter accident ? Tucker: Well, you did just eat your knife. ------- Sato: You have to help me, Doctor! Water just passed through me in the shower and I felt like 4.46 million Americans were watching me! Phlox: Don't worry, my dear. Let's have a look at the results of your scan... Oh my God! You've eaten a knife! Sato: Look, forget about that. Am I losing cohesion? Phlox: Anyone who eats knives is losing cohesion. ------- T'Pol: Congratulations, Ensign. Your failure did not result in deaths. Sato: That's wonderful! T'Pol: ....Wonderful. Yes. At any rate, Captain Archer has given your position to Crewman Sue, who deciphered the alien language. Sato: Mary? She couldn't decipher a Don't Walk sign! T'Pol: The relevant point is that we all like her more than you. ------- Tucker: Care for a spin in my gyro ? Sato: That's either the dizzing apparatus you're using or the worst pickup line I've ever heard. No thanks, I'm not feeling well. Tucker: Maybe you should get some rest. Sato: You men are all alike... always trying to get me into bed. Tucker: Don't be silly. Anyway, I'm done my workout for today. You know where my quarters are. Sato: No I don't. Tucker: S'okay, I'll be in yours. ------- Phlox: There she is... small and shiny to the last. Tucker: You head back, Doc. I just want to talk to Hoshi one last time.... Sato: Why, Trip ! I didn't know you -- Tucker: ....to ask if I can use her as a hair gel. ------- T'Pol: Captain, your ceiling is flashing in sequences. Archer: Wow! It's like Hoshi's talking to us from beyond the grave! Too bad she forgot it's Porthos who knows Morse code, not me. Sato: Oh yeah. Archer: Poor Hoshi. I miss her so much.... Sato: I'm not saying it. Archer: ....so, so much.... Sato: Oh, fine! "Why, Captain, I didn't know you cared." Archer: ....but Crewman Sue is prettier anyway. ------- Archer: Feeling better, Ensign? Sato: Yeah, I'm fine. And I'm eager to get back to work. Archer: Glad to hear it. Report to Chef in the morning. Sato: You gave away my job? During the eight seconds I was gone? Archer: It's nothing personal, the other candidate was just more qualified. You've met Crewman Sue, right? Sato: ????? ------- Sharif Dayan
