Long Live Gran Nagus Indie.... ^^ BTW kalo bisa di sticky aza di files milis, kan sayang kalo udah cape'2 ngetik trus hilang ditelan milis...
and supaya bisa jadi manual untuk Ferengi wannabe [like me] ^^. --- In [email protected], "warbird692001" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Capek deh. > Ini ada sebagian besar, belum komplit sih. Ini adalah semua yang > pernah disebutkan dalam film nya. > Yang bisa nambahin lagi, silakan. > > 1. Once you have their money, you never give it back.[1][2] > 2. The best deal is the one that brings the most profit.[3] > 3. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.[4] > 4. A woman wearing clothes is like a man in the kitchen.[3] > > 6. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.[1] or Never > allow family to stand in the way of profit.[5] > 7. Keep your ears open.[6] > 8. Small print leads to large risk.[7] > 9. Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.[8] > 10. Greed is eternal.[9][10] > 11. Even if it's free, you can always buy it cheaper.[3] > 12. Anything worth selling is worth selling twice.[3] > 13. Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.[7] > > 16. A deal is a deal.[11] > 17. A contract is a contract is a contract. But only between Ferengi.[12] > 18. A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.[2] > 19. Satisfaction is not guaranteed.[7] > > 21. Never place friendship above profit.[13] > 22. A wise man can hear profit in the wind.[13] > 23. Nothing is more important than your health. Except for your money.[5] > > 27. There is nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.[7] > > 31. Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother[14]...Insult something he > cares about instead[7]. > > 33. It never hurts to suck up to the boss.[13][15] > 34. War is good for business.[16][17] > 35. Peace is good for business.[16][18] > > 40. She can touch your lobes, but never your latinum.[7] > 41. Profit is its own reward.[7] > > 44. Never confuse wisdom with luck.[7] > 45. Expand or die.[5] (The 95th rule is also given as "Expand or die" > on one occasion.)[10] > > 47. Never trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.[19] > 48. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.[13] > > 52. Never ask when you can take.[7] > > 57. Good customers are as rare as latinum. Treasure them.[20] > 58. There is no substitute for success.[7] > 59. Free advice is seldom cheap.[13] > 60. Keep your lies consistent.[7] > > 62. The riskier the road, the greater the profit.[13] > > 65. Win or lose, there's always Hupyrian beetle snuff.[7] > > 74. Knowledge equals profit.[21] > 75. Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum.[22] > 76. Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of > our enemies![23] > > 79. Beware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge.[7] > > 82. The flimsier the product, the higher the price.[7] > > 85. Never let the competition know what you're thinking.[7] > > 89. Ask not what your profits can do for you, but what you can do for > our profits.[7] > > 94. Females and finances don't mix.[24] > 95. Expand or die.[10]. (The 45th rule was also given as "Expand or > die" on one occasion.)[5] > > 97. Enough... is never enough.[7] > 98. Every man has his price.[25] > 99. Trust is the biggest liability of all.[7] > > 102. Nature decays, but latinum is forever.[26] > 103. Sleep can interfere with... [cut off]. (The rest of the 103rd > rule was never stated onscreen as Pel was interrupted before > finishing.)[13] > 104. Faith moves mountains... of inventory.[7] > > 106. There is no honor in poverty.[7] > > 109. Dignity and an empty sack is worth a sack.[19] > > 111. Treat people in your debt like family. Exploit them.[27][28] > 112. Never have sex with the boss's sister.[29] > 113. Always have sex with the boss.[7] > > 121. Everything is for sale, even friendship.[7] > > 123. Even a blind man can recognize the glow of latinum.[7] > > 125. You can't make a deal if you're dead.[17] > > 139. Wives serve, brothers inherit.[30] > > 141. Only fools pay retail.[7] > > 144. There's nothing wrong with charity... as long as it winds up in > our pocket.[7] > > 162. Even in the worst of times, someone turns a profit.[7] > > 168. Whisper your way to success.[31] > > 177. Know your enemies... but do business with them always.[7] > > 181. Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit.[7] > > 189. Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money.[7] > 190. Hear all; trust nothing.[32] > > 192. Never cheat a Klingon... unless you're sure you can get away with > it.[7] > > 194. It's always good business to know about your customers before > they walk in your door.[33] > > 202. The justification of profit is profit.[7] > 203. New customers are like razor-toothed Greeworms. They can be > succulent, but sometimes they bite back.[34] > > 208. Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than the question is an > answer.[24] > > 211. Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate > to step on them.[35] > > 214. Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach.[36] > > 217. You can't free a fish from water.[27] > 218. Always know what you're buying.[7] > > 223. Beware the man who doesn't make time for oo-mox.[7] > > 229. Latinum lasts longer than lust.[24] > > 236. You can't buy fate.[7] > > 239. Never be afraid to mislabel a product.[12] > > 242. More is good... all is better.[7] > > 255. A wife is a luxury... a smart accountant, a necessity.[7] > > 261. A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.[7] > > 263. Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum.[35] > > 266. When in doubt, lie.[7] > > 284. Deep down, everyone's a Ferengi.[7] > > 285. No good deed ever goes unpunished.[37] > > Salam, > Indie > > --- In [email protected], "Alidjaja Ivan" > <ivan.alidjaja@> wrote: > > > > keep your lies consistent > > > > RoA: 60 > > > > -- > > > > hehehe >
