--begins-- Reasons why I never visit my rich friend..* Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and..... Question : "What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?" Answer : "Tea please"
Question : "Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honeybush tea, iced tea or green tea?" Answer : "Ceylon tea" Question : "How would you like it? Black or White?" Answer : "White" Question : "Milk or fresh cream?" Answer : "With milk" Question : "Goat's milk, or cow's milk?" Answer : "With cow's milk please" Question : "Freezeland cow or Africaner cow?" Answer : "Umm... I'll just take it black" Question : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?" Answer : "With sugar" Question : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?" Answer : "Cane sugar" Question : "White, brown or yellow sugar?" Answer : "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead." Question : "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?" Answer : "Mineral water" Question : "Flavored or non-flavored?" Answer : "I think I'll just die of thirst" --ends-- Sent from my AXIS Worry Free BlackBerry® smartphone
