Howdy,
Ini bukan jokes, tetapi bisa di-pleset-ke jadi joke, kalau sudah
jadi joke, apakah joke ini saru? Enjoy!
Howgh!
-- ** Djoko Luknanto **
IBM FIELD ENGINEERS
This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out
to all IBM Branch Offices. The person who wrote it was very
serious. The rest of the guys find it rather funny:
Abstract: Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement
Unit) Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a
mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it
may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of
this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be
attempted by properly trained personnel.
Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by
examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be
larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures
differ depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls
can be replaced using the pop-off method.
Domestic balls are replaced using the twist-off method. Mouse
balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive
handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of
ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare
balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that
any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel
of removing these necessary items.
