My daughter Airlie is a Minister of that church too. Impressive at 2
years old I think...
Linz
On 27/09/2004, at 18:31, Niall McKay wrote:
A couple of years ago I got myself ordained at the universal church of
everything (I think
that is what it was called)... They sent me email congratulations
and a printable certificate...
I didn't, however, purchase the "Ministry in a Box" because
it cost US $50...
(Rev) Niall McKay
:)
Ellis, Peter wrote:
Dear Christian friends,
Normally, I just blow away the SPAM that comes to my work email
address.
However, this caught my eye.
ENJOY the joke. (Well, I hope you take it as a joke!)
:-)
Peter
-----Original Message-----
From: andra hunt [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
<mailto:[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Monday, 27 September 2004
14:59
To: Micheline Olson
Subject: You are about to become an ordained minister
FW: Proceed With Your Ordination
Minister Charles Simpson has the power to make you a LEGALLY
ORDAINED MINISTER within 48 hours! BE ORDAINED NOW!
As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites
and ceremonies of the church!
WEDDINGS
MARRY your BROTHER, SISTER, or your BEST FRIEND!
Don't settle for being the BEST MAN OR BRIDES' MAID
Most states require that you register your certificate (THAT
WE SEND YOU) with the state prior to conducting the ceremony.
FUNERALS
A very hard time for you and your family
Don't settle for a minister you don't know!
Most states require that you register your certificate (THAT
WE SEND YOU) with the state prior to conducting the ceremony.
BAPTISMS
You can say WELCOME TO THE WORLD! I AM YOUR MINISTER AND
YOUR UNCLE!
What a special way to welcome a child of God.
FORGIVENESS OF SINS
The Catholic Church has practiced the forgiveness of sins
for centuries **Forgiveness of Sins is granted to all who ask in
sincerity
and willingness to change for the better!
VISIT CORRECTIONAL FACILITIES
Since you will be a Certified Minister, you can visit others
in need!
Preach the Word of God to those who have strayed from the
flock
WANT TO START YOUR OWN CHURCH??
After your LEGAL ORDINATION, you may start your own
congregation!
At this point you must be wondering how much the Certificate
costs. Right? Well, let's talk about how much the program is worth.
Considering the value of becoming a CERTIFIED MINISTER I'd say the
program
is easily worth $100. Wouldn't you agree? However, it won't cost
that much.
Not even close! My goal is to make this life changing program
affordable so
average folks can benefit from the power of it.
Since I know how much you want to help others, you're going
to receive your Minister Certification for under $100.00... Not even
$50.00... You are going to receive the entire life-changing course
for only
$29.95. For only $29.95 you will receive:
1. 8-inch by 10-inch certificate in color, with gold
seal (Certificate professionally printed by an ink press)
2. Proof of Minister Certification in your name
3. Shipping is free
Press this link to order and learn more
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<http://www.bestbigproduct.com/job/>
and say. Who is left among you that saw this house in its
former glory? How
does it look to you now? Is it not in your sight as nothing?
Yet now take
courage. O Zerubbabel. says the ; take courage. O Joshua.
son of Jehozadak
the high priest; take courage. all you people of the land.
says the ; work. for I am with you. says the of hosts. according to
the
promise that I made you when you came out of My spirit abides among
you; do
not fear. For thus says the of hosts: Once again. in a little while.
no, then link above
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