Currently it seems that only marginal seats are being blessed with this form of personal communication from the Liberal Party's leader. Marginal seats are also being blessed with personally addressed mail, so far my average has been 1 envelope per day from the Liberal Party and 1 every 3 days from the Labor Party.
For those of you who have been distressed by the apparent lack of interest from the Liberal Party in your area it is most likely that you are not in a marginal seat.
But have no fear, because I have one heck of a great idea for you! If you follow these simple instructions you too can get your own personal SPAM message from John Howard...
1. Download this mp3 file from here: http://abc.net.au/elections/federal/2004/weblog/audio/howard.mp3 <http://abc.net.au/elections/federal/2004/weblog/audio/howard.mp3>
2. Hit play and pause on the file.
3. Grab a beer or glass of wine or coke...
4. Dial your home number from a mobile phone and place by the computer speaker.
5. Answer your home phone and as you do, hit play again on the file.
6. Sit back and relax as you drink up and listen to the dulcet tones of our beloved Prime Minister as he spams your home number.
7. Repeat to your heart's content...
** For an added twist on this process replace step 4 with:
4. Dial up your local Liberal Party office or John Howard's campaign office.
** Also replace step 6 with
6. Sit back, relax and laugh your head off as you return the spam back down the phonelines...
Shalom
-- Darren Wright Fool Youth and Family Worker
UCA NSW Synod Presbytery of Canberra Region GPO Box 221. Canberra. ACT. 2601.
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02 6248 9311 (office)
"The Gospel must be constantly forwarded to a new address, because the recipient is repeatedly changing place of residence." - Helmut Thielicke
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