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A little "f" friend:
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A big "F" Friend:
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A little "f" friend:
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 and reprimands your children.
A little "f" friend:
 thinks the friendship is over when you argue.
A big "F" Friend:
  knows that a friendship's not a friendship until you've had a fight.
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