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You know that your name is safe in her mouth. * Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other. * Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs. * Love is what makes you smile when you're tired. * Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK. * Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss but they look happy and sometimes they dance in the kitchen while kissing. * Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents for a minute and look around. * There are 2 kinds of love. Our love. God's love. 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