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        "IT'S FUNNY HOW"

--A $10.00 bill looks so big when you take it to church, but 
so small when you take it to the market. 
--An hour serving God seems so long, but the same 60 minutes 
seem so short when spent playing golf, fishing or playing bridge. 
--A couple of hours spent at church seems so long, but the same 
time is so short when watching a movie. 
--We get thrilled when a football game goes into overtime, but 
we complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time. 
--It's so laborious to read a chapter in the Bible, but it'd so 
easy to read 200-300 pages of a best selling novel. 
--We believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible 
says. 
--People scramble to get a front seat at any game, but scramble 
to get a back seat at church service. 
--We cannot fit a gospel meeting into our schedule with a yearly 
planner but we can schedule other events at a moment's notice. 
--We need 2 or 3 weeks to fit a church event into our schedule, 
but can adjust it for a social event at the last minute.
--Some people have so much difficulty learning a simple gospel 
well enough to tell others, but it's so simple for the
same people to understand and explain gossip about someone. 
--We can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't have 
any difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend. 
--We are so quick to take direction from a total stranger when we 
are lost, but are hesitant to take God's direction to be found. 
--People are so consumed with what others think about them, but 
don't care what God thinks about them. 
--So many church-goers sing "Standing on the Promises" but all 
they do is sit on the premises. 
--People think that they can get more accomplished in a lifetime 
without God than in an hour with Him. 
--Everyone wants to go to heaven, provided they don't have to 
believe, think, say, or do anything. 
--Author Unknown 
  --Submitted by friend David Ballard


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To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent 
people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation 
of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; 
to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave 
the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden 
patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life 
has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have 
succeeded.
                -Ralph Waldo Emerson


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