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"The Meanest Mom"
Was your Mom mean?? I know mine was.
We had the meanest mother in the whole world!
While other kids ate candy for breakfast, we had to have cereal,
eggs and toast.
When others had a Pepsi and a Twinkie for lunch, we had to eat
sandwiches.
And you can guess our mother fixed us a dinner that was different from
what other kids had, too.
Mother insisted on knowing where we were at all times. You'd think we
were convicts in a prison. She had to know who our friends were, and
what
we were doing with them.
She insisted that if we said we would be gone for an hour, we would be
gone for an hour or less.
We were ashamed to admit it, but she had the nerve to break the Child
Labor Laws by making us work. We had to wash the dishes, make the beds,
learn to cook, vacuum the floor, do laundry, and all sorts of cruel
jobs.
I think she would lie awake at night thinking of more things for us to
do.
She always insisted on us telling the truth the whole truth, and nothing
but the truth. By the time we were teenagers, she could read our minds.
Then, life was really tough!
Mother wouldn't let our friends just honk the horn when they drove up.
They had to come up to the door so she could meet them. While everyone
else could date when they were 12 or 13, we had to wait until we were
16.
Because of our mother we missed out on lots of things other kids
experienced. None of us have ever been caught shoplifting, vandalizing
other's property or ever arrested for any crime.
It was all her fault. We never got drunk, took up smoking, stayed out
all
night, or a million other things other kids did.
Sundays were reserved for church, and we never missed once. We knew
better than to ask to spend the night with a friend on Saturdays. Now
that we have left home, we are all God-fearing, educated, honest,
adults.
We are doing our best to be mean parents just like Mom was. I think that
is what's wrong with the world today. It just doesn't have enough mean
Moms anymore.
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When I despair, I remember that all through history, the
way of truth and love has always won. There have been
tyrants and murderers and, for a time they can seem
invincible, but in the end, they always fall.
Think of this. Always"
~ Mahatma Gandhi ~
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