As the OP's goal seems to be XKCD standards compliance(1), perhaps it's time to revive IPv10?
https://tools.ietf.org/html/draft-omar-ipv10-11 After all, it took Edison two decades to admit DC power distribution couldn't work, & NYC only had to wait a century more until they could decommission their commercial DC electrical power distribution network... ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_currents ) -Blake 1) https://xkcd.com/927/
