Small antennas? OK, Bill Gass Micro-Clari-D Antenna? Take pygmy reindeer
antlers, see, silver plate them, only with cheape zinc, and, uh, bend a plastic
coat hanger.....
Hmmm.... New Minnie-Mouse HD Antenna, for DizRadio kiddies? Mouse-ears
sprayed with silver spray paint? "Batteries not included."? Mouse ears real.
Tails
used as "FM Boosters".
Alright, how 'bout retro-60's, for 'older consumers'. Uh, Man From Uncle
"Open Channel hD" Antenna...hold pen next to car HD radio, and uh, you talk
into
it,.....caregivers arrive, to cart these blatant radio-know-nothing biz shonks
to the nearest booby hatch...
But, if you park adjacent to transmitter fence, stretch tin foil from car to
barbed wire.....
z
paul vincent zecchino
manatenna key, fl
"Moe, Larry, I put the fountain pen in the whipped cream...!"
- "Cuckoo on a Choo-Choo"
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