The Looser,the Referee and the Winner
before even the Match starts.......
The Agenda of Annapolis Conference has been leaked out.......
by my third grade cousin ,Khaled, who works there as assistant-cook
and part-time-spy for the "C I A" ( Chemayel Inspirational Analogies)
Here is the full text which was distributed
to the participants only this morning at the breakfast:
The Planing Committee of the
Anal-Police-Conference
has proposed the following points
for the Agenda.
1- Agreement on the Global Warming's effects
on the Green-Tomato's in the Jordan Valley
2- Give a clear quota for the water-distribution
in Alaska and in Greenland
3- Allow women to wear bikinis
in the Islands of Bikini
4- Reduce the consumption of Tobacco
in Tobago
5- Solve the malaise
in Malaysia
6. Finding a non-gay-hairdresser
for the next
President of the Lebanon
7. Fix a salary-raise for Tony Blair
within "45 minutes ".
8- Finally ,and if time still allows ,
decide on the colour
to be used to paint
that Separation Wall
27Th. November 2007
Dr. C.Rice
on behalf of
Dr. Haim Herzl
Please treat this text as confidential
because some sceptics might think
that we are just joking
Sherlock Hommos
27.11.07
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