San Francisco may name sewage treatment plant after Bush
By Jesse McKinley Published: June 25, 2008
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/06/25/america/bush.php

SAN FRANCISCO: Reagan has his highways. Lincoln has his memorial. Washington 
has the capital, and a state, too. But President George W. Bush may soon be the 
sole president to have a memorial named after him that you can contribute to 
from the bathroom.

>From the Department of Damned-With-Faint-Praise, a group going by the 
>regal-sounding name of the Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco 
>is planning to ask voters here to change the name of a prize-winning 
>water-treatment plant on the shoreline to the George W. Bush Sewage Plant.

The plan - hatched, naturally, in a bar - would place a vote on the November 
ballot to provide "an appropriate honor for a truly unique president."

Supporters say that they have plenty of signatures to qualify the initiative 
and that the renaming would fit in a long and proud American tradition of 
poking political figures in the eye.

"Most politicians tend to be narcissistic and egomaniacs," said Brian 
McConnell, an organizer who regularly suits up as Uncle Sam to solicit 
signatures. "So it is important for satirists to help define their history 
rather than letting them define their own history."

Not surprisingly, those Republicans in a city that voted 83 percent Democratic 
in 2004 are not thrilled with the idea. Howard Epstein, chairman of the 
ever-outnumbered San Francisco Republican Party, called the initiative "an 
abuse of process."

"You got a bunch of guys drunk who came up with an idea," Epstein said, "and 
want to put on the ballot as a big joke without regard to the city's governance 
or cost."

The renaming would take effect on Jan. 20, when a new president is sworn in. 
And regardless of the measure's outcome, supporters plan to commemorate the 
inaugural with a "synchronized flush" of hundreds of thousands of toilets that 
would send a flood of water toward the plant, now named the Oceanside Water 
Pollution Control Plant.

"It's a way of doing something physical that's mentally freeing," said Stacey 
Reineccius, 45, a supporter of the plan. "It's a weird thing, but it's true."

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