>Someone actually did a webpage not to long ago that was RTFM. They spoofed
>it as a Microsoft Knowledgebase page. It was humourous, but
extraordinarily
>rude. It has since been removed from the web. (Although Google may have a
>copy cached somewhere). I will look for the address, see if I still have
>it.
Is this what you're talking about....
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> The information in this article applies to:
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> * General Lamers
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> Prerequisites:
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> * The ability to Read
> * Basic Brain Function
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> SUMMARY
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>
> This article demonstrates how to read the fucking manual, as popularised
> by the RTFM directive.
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>
>
> SYMPTOMS
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> After asking a truly pathetic question, you are instructed to RTFM:-
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>
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> [10:24] <Lamer> How do i [Your obvious/lame question]?
> [10:25] <@oper> RTFM bitch
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>
>
> CAUSE
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>
> Lameness
>
>
> MORE INFORMATION
>
> Step-by-Step Procedures
>
>
> * Locate a Manual, either in printed form or on your MSDN CD's, if
> you're a punk/bitch/h4x0r and don't have the MSDN collection on disk, view
> the online version at msdn.microsoft.com/library/
>
>
> * Using either the Index or Search feature, locate a keyword relating
> to you're question/problem
>
>
> * If you're using a printed manual, flip to the page(s) as detailed in
> your search of the index, alternatively, if you're using the MSDN library,
> click the link(s) in the search results window.
>
>
> * Read the information. If you have problems understanding the
> information, read it again. Repeat until enlightenment is achieved.
>
>
>
> REFERENCES
>
> For additional information, please see the following articles in the
> Microsoft Knowledge Base:
>
> Q166392 HOWTO: Read
>
> Q147875 <http://www.mcdonalds.com/corporate/careers/index.html> HOWTO:
> Apply for employment with McDonalds
>
> Q171146 HOWTO: Convert absolutely everything to XML
>
> Q181290 HOWTO: Add a #, + or .Net to your old software to keep it cutting
> edge
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> Q102496 INFO: How to use the HOWTO's HOWTO document
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> Additional query words: XML l33t fool dumbass lamer monkey semen
> bigAl[work] Lurve god
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