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PLEASE FORWARD/POST AS APPROPRIATE ================================================================ mini-Annals of Improbable Research ("mini-AIR") Issue Number 2001-10 October, 2001 ISSN 1076-500X Key words: improbable research, science humor, Ig Nobel, AIR, the ---------------------------------------------------------------- A free newsletter of tidbits too tiny to fit in the Annals of Improbable Research (AIR), the journal of inflated research and personalities ================================================================ ----------------------------- 2001-10-01 TABLE OF CONTENTS 2001-10-01 Table of Contents 2001-10-02 What's New in the Magazine 2001-10-03 Announcing the 2001 Ig Nobel Prize Winners 2001-10-04 Educational Eateries 2001-10-05 Acceptable in Australia? 2001-10-06 Scientist Scrabble 2001-10-07 Chinchilla Seeker 2001-10-08 CAVALCADE OF HotAIR: Subtle, Hair, Comfort, Hair 2001-10-09 RESEARCH SPOTLIGHT: Halloween Chomp Outlook 2001-10-10 MAY WE RECOMMEND: Joints, Warts, Braininess 2001-10-11 AIRhead Events 2001-10-12 How to Subscribe to AIR (*) 2001-10-13 Our Address (*) 2001-10-14 Please Forward/Post This Issue! (*) 2001-10-15 How to Receive mini-AIR, etc. (*) Items marked (*) are reprinted in every issue. mini-AIR is a free monthly *e-supplement* to AIR, the print magazine ---------------------------------------------------------- 2001-10-02 What's New in the Magazine AIR 7:5 (Sept/Oct 2001) is a special ANIMAL & VEGETABLE ISSUE. Here are some further highlights: <> "The Descent of Animals," compiled by Alice Shirrell Kaswell. A review of the research literature concerning animals descending rapidly from heights. <> "Pycnogonids Rising: The Answer to Sea-Level Rise and Water on Mars," by Rick McCourt and Earle Spamer. <> "Icky Cutesy Research Review," compiled by Alice Shirrell Kaswell. In this new occasional column, we highlight research that is icky, cutesy, or both. <> "The HMO-NO Newsletter: Expect the Best." The latest news from AIR's exemplary managed health care organization. "Icky Cutesy Research Review," and several of the articles mentioned here last month -- "Cloning of the Zucchini Opiate Receptor," "Happyface Spiders," and "The Pliocene Pussy Cat Theory" -- are now posted on our web site. The full table of contents is at <http://www.improbable.com/airchives/paperair/volume7/v7i5/v7i5-toc.html> (What you are reading at this moment is mini-AIR, a small, monthly e-mail supplement to the print magazine.) ---------------------------------------------------------- 2001-10-03 Announcing the 2001 Ig Nobel Prize Winners The 2001 Ig Nobel Prize winners were announced in a gala ceremony at Harvard on October 4. Seven of the ten new winners traveled to Cambridge at their own expense, and two others sent videotaped acceptance speeches. Four Nobel Laureates were on hand to physically hand the Prizes to the winners. Six of the world's great thinkers delivered 24/7 seminars. A new mini-opera premiered. At the end of the proceedings Lisa Danielson and Will Stefanov, both geologists based at Arizona State University, were married before 1200 guests and an Internet television audience in a ceremony lasting 60 seconds. Skimpy details are at <http://www.improbable.com/ig/2001/2001-details.html> Full details will be published in the Jan/Feb 2002 issue of the Annals of Improbable Research. Press clippings are at <http://www.improbable.com/airchives/press/press-top.html> Links to the winners and their work are at <http://www.improbable.com/ig/ig-pastwinners.html#ig2001> Here are the new winners: MEDICINE Peter Barss of McGill University, for his impactful medical report "Injuries Due to Falling Coconuts." [PUBLISHED IN: The Journal of Trauma, vol. 21, no. 11, 1984, pp. 990-1.] PHYSICS David Schmidt of the University of Massachusetts for his partial solution to the question of why shower curtains billow inwards. BIOLOGY Buck Weimer of Pueblo, Colorado for inventing Under-Ease, airtight underwear with a replaceable charcoal filter that removes bad- smelling gases before they escape. ECONOMICS Joel Slemrod, of the University of Michigan Business School, and Wojciech Kopczuk, of University of British Columbia, for their conclusion that people find a way to postpone their deaths if that would qualify them for a lower rate on the inheritance tax. [REFERENCE: "Dying to Save Taxes: Evidence from Estate Tax Returns on the Death Elasticity," National Bureau of Economic Research Working Paper No. W8158, March 2001.] LITERATURE John Richards of Boston, England, founder of The Apostrophe Protection Society, for his efforts to protect, promote, and defend the differences between plural and possessive. PSYCHOLOGY Lawrence W. Sherman of Miami University, Ohio, for his influential research report "An Ecological Study of Glee in Small Groups of Preschool Children." [PUBLISHED IN: Child Development, vol. 46, no. 1, March 1975, pp. 53-61.] ASTROPHYSICS Dr. Jack and Rexella Van Impe of Jack Van Impe Ministries, Rochester Hills, Michigan, for their discovery that black holes fulfill all the technical requirements to be the location of Hell. [REFERENCE: The March 31, 2001 television and Internet broadcast of the "Jack Van Impe Presents" program (at about the 12 minute mark).] PEACE Viliumas Malinauskus of Grutas, Lithuania, for creating the amusement park known as "Stalin World." TECHNOLOGY Awarded jointly to John Keogh of Hawthorn, Victoria, Australia, for patenting the wheel in the year 2001, and to the Australian Patent Office for granting him Innovation Patent #2001100012. PUBLIC HEALTH Chittaranjan Andrade and B.S. Srihari of the National Institute of Mental Health and Neurosciences, Bangalore, India, for their probing medical discovery that nose picking is a common activity among adolescents. [REFERENCE: "A Preliminary Survey of Rhinotillexomania in an Adolescent Sample," Journal of Clinical Psychiatry, vol. 62, no. 6, June 2001, pp. 426-31.] ---------------------------------------------------------- 2001-10-04 Educational Eateries Ah, the romance of academe! In every college town there is one special restaurant, a discreet, intimate place with moderately good food, modest prices, and a liquor license, where professors take their favorite grad students. In this restaurant many a professor has begun nurturing the more personal aspects of the professor-student relationship. In the proper setting, love of learning can lead to love of professor. As a public service, the Annals of Improbable Research is compiling a list of these special restaurants. Here are the first two entries on the list: THE ANTLERS, in ITHACA, NEW YORK HARVEST, in CAMBRIDGE, MASSACHUSETTS We invite you to contribute to this helpful list. Please include the name and location of the restaurant. We also welcome first- hand reviews (a max of 50 words). Please send items to: EDUCATIONAL EATERY LIST c/o <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> ---------------------------------------------------------- 2001-10-05 Acceptable in Australia? We received the following special e-mail message from the Australian Department of Justice and Attorney-General. ------ Sender: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: mini-AIR Sept 2001 - Math Value / Half-Clever Rise-Fall You have sent an E-mail to the Department of Justice and Attorney-General which contains content that may violate the Department's acceptable usage policy. As such it has been blocked from entering the Department's E-mail system. If the content of this E-mail is required as part of legitimate business operation, please contact the helpdesk on 32390001. ------ Our puzzler for you, dear readers, is: What specific content in last month's mini-AIR violates the Department's acceptable usage policy? ---------------------------------------------------------- 2001-10-06 Scientist Scrabble Investigator Carl Witthoft has devised a new game that will delight many word lovers of a scientific bent. A variant on popular word game "Scrabble," it involved finding research reports the authors of which have high-scoring family names. Witthoft writes: Submitted as a contestant for the Article Author List with the Highest Scrabble Score: JOSEPH LAKOWICZ, IGNACY GRYCZYNSKI, YIBING SHEN, JOANNA MALIKCKA, and ZYGMUNT GRYCZYNSKI, "Intensified Fluorescence," Photonics, vol. 35, no. 10, October 2001. ---------------------------------------------------------- 2001-10-07 Chinchilla Seeker Investigator Roderick Dugan requests help with an academic project. Dugan writes: I am trying to learn about the life and times of investigator Normal Stolz Chinchilla, lead author of an article that was published in volume 22, number 1 of the Humboldt Journal of Social Relations. If anyone has pertinent information about Normal Stolz Chinchilla, please send it to "PROJECT NORAL STOLZ CHINCHILLA c/o <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> ---------------------------------------------------------- 2001-10-08 CAVALCADE OF HotAIR: Subtle, Hair, Comfort, Hair Here are concise, incomplete, flighty mentions of some of the features we've posted on HotAIR since last month's mini-AIR came out. You can get to all of them by clicking on "WHAT'S NEW" at the web site, or by going to: <http://www.improbable.com/navstrip/whatsnew.html> ==> "Subtle Research Topics" (including the classic "Space Perception in the Chick") <http://www.improbable.com/news/2001/sep/subtle.html> ==> "This and That About Hair" <http://www.improbable.com/news/2001/sep/about-hair.html> ==> "Matters of Comfort" (including the much discussed "Texture and Chemical Feeling Descriptors That 6-11 Year Olds and Adults Associate With Food in the Mouth") <http://www.improbable.com/news/2001/sep/comfort.html> ==> New Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club members, and a new entry in the Parks Prohibition Competition <http://www.improbable.com/projects/hair/hair-club-top.html> ==> "Drum Research" <http://www.improbable.com/news/2001/oct/drums.html> ==> "Provocative Perspectives on Healing" <http://www.improbable.com/news/2001/oct/healing.html> THESE, AND MORE, ARE ON HOTAIR AT <http://www.improbable.com/navstrip/whatsnew.html> ----------------------------------------------------------- 2001-10-09 RESEARCH SPOTLIGHT: Halloween Chomp Outlook Each month we select for your special attention a research report that seems especially worth a close read. This month's selection: PICK OF THE MONTH: "Do Animals Bite More During a Full Moon? Retrospective Observational Analysis," Chanchal Bhattacharjee, Peter Bradley, Matt Smith, Andrew J. Scally, and Bradley J. Wilson, British Medical Journal, vol. 321, December 23, 2000, pp. 1559-61. (Thanks to Nancy Hazelton and other readers for bringing this to our attention.) The authors, who are at Bradford Royal Infirmary and at University of Bradford, Bradford, U.K., explain that: The incidence of animal bites rose significantly at the time of a full moon. With the period of the full moon as the reference period, the incidence rate ratio of the bites for all other periods of the lunar cycle was significantly lower (P <0.001). CONCLUSIONS: The full moon is associated with a significant increase in animal bites to humans. The full article is on-line at <http://www.bmj.org/cgi/content/full/321/7276/1559> ----------------------------------------------------------- 2001-10-10 MAY WE RECOMMEND: Joints, Warts, Braininess Here is a further selection of items that merit a trip to the library. JOINT EFFORT "The Art of Making a Joint," F. Spitz and D. Duboule, Science, vol. 291, March 2, 2001, pp. 1713-4. (Thanks to Wim Crusio for bringing this to our attention.) CLINICAL CHARM "Wart Charming Practices Among Patients Attending Wart Clinics," K. Steele, British Journal of General Practice, vol. 40, no. 341, December 1990, pp. 517-8. (Thanks to Bill Holmes for bringing this to our attention.) HAND TO BRAIN "The Relationship Between Handedness and Brainedness," M. J. Morgan, and I. C. McManus, in Aphasia, F.C. Whurr et al. (editors), London, 1988, pp. 85-130. (Thanks to Freeman P. Taylor for bringing this to our attention.) 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