---------- > Fra: Kristoffer Lein <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Til: Ane Albertsen <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Kristoffer Kanestrøm <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Kristel Høie Nilsen <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Jonas Andersen <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Andreas Mikkelsen <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Emne: Fwd: NB!!Lykkevits!!!!!! > Dato: 29. oktober 1998 14:45 > > On 10/29/98 at 14:13, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > > > Return-Path: <> > > Received: from default (mp-217-240-30.daxnet.no [193.217.240.30]) by > > online.no (8.9.1/8.9.1) with SMTP id OAA03518 for <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Thu, > > 29 Oct 1998 14:18:01 +0100 (MET) > > Message-Id: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > X-Sender: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > X-Mailer: QUALCOMM Windows Eudora Pro Version 4.0 > > Date: Thu, 29 Oct 1998 14:13:39 +0100 > > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > From: Andreas Mikkelsen <> > > Subject: Fwd: NB!!Lykkevits!!!!!! > > Mime-Version: 1.0 > > X-UIDL: 3bd948680bcbb9872fb45681c7aa8bf2 > > > > >X-Sender: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > >X-Mailer: Windows Eudora Light Version 1.5.4 (32) > > >Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1998 08:43:26 +0200 > > >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > >From: Camilla Bredesen <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> (by way of Renate Mikkelsen > > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>) > > >Subject: NB!!Lykkevits!!!!!! > > > > > >>Return-Path: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > >>Date: Fri, 23 Oct 1998 11:37:56 +0200 > > >>X-Sender: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > >>To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > >>From: "Alf Inge Skarvik" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> (by way of Line Skarvik > > ><[EMAIL PROTECTED]>) (by way of Renate Mikkelsen > > ><[EMAIL PROTECTED]>) > > >>Subject: NB!!Lykkevits!!!!!! > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >>>Received: from 195.204.236.55 by www.hotmail.com with HTTP; > > >>> Sun, 18 Oct 1998 15:04:08 PDT > > >>>X-Originating-IP: [195.204.236.55] > > >>>From: "Lemet Ivar Haetta" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > >>>To: [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED], > > >>[EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED], > > >>[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > >>>Subject: English joke > > >>>Content-Type: text/plain > > >>>Date: Sun, 18 Oct 1998 15:04:08 PDT > > >>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>---------- Forwarded message ---------- > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>HOLD ON TO YOUR BALLS > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>THE LITTLE OLD LADY AND THE BET > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, > > >>>carrying a > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the > > >>>>>president of > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of > > >>>money!" > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally > > >>ushered > > >>>her > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>into the president's office (the customer is always > > >>right!). > > >>>The > > >>>>>>bank > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. > > >>>She > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto > > >>>his > > >>>>>desk. > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>The president was of course curious as to how she came by > > >>all > > >>>this > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying > > >>>so= > > >>>> much > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>cash around. Where did you get this money?" > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>The old lady replied, "I make bets." > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 > > >>>that > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> your balls are square." > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can > > >>>never > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>win that kind of bet!" > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my > > >>bet?" > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Sure," said the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls > > >>>are= > > >>>> not > > >>>>>>>>>square!" > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a > > >>>lot of > > >>>>>>money > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 am > > >>>as a > > >>>>>>>>witness?" > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Sure!" replied the confident president. > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and > > >>>spent= > > >>>> a > > >>>>>>>>long > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from > > >>>side to > > >>>>>>>side, > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>again and again. He throughly checked them out until he was > > >>>sure > > >>>>>that > > >>>>>>>>>there > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he > > >>would > > >>>win > > >>>>the > > >>>>>>>>bet. > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady > > >>>>appeared > > >>>>>>>>with > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the > > >>>lawyer= > > >>>> to > > >>>>>>the > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the > > >>>president's= > > >>>> balls > > >>>>>>>are > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>square!" > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady > > >>>asked > > >>>>him to > > >>>>>>>>drop > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>his pants so they could all see. The president complied. > > >>>The > > >>>>little > > >>>>>>>>old > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could > > >>>feel > > >>>>>>them. > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of > > >>money, > > >>>so I > > >>>>>>>>>guess you > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>should be absolutely sure." Just then, he noticed that the > > >>>lawyer > > >>>>>was > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>quietly banging his head against the wall. > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>The president asked the old lady, "What the hell's the > > >>matter > > >>>with > > >>>>>>your > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>lawyer?" > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at > > >>>10:00 am > > >>>>>>>>>today, I'd > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hand." > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings > > >>good > > >>>>luck to > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain > > >>will > > >>>have > > >>>>>bad > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>luck. Do not keep this letter. Do not send money. Just > > >>>forward= > > >>>> it > > >>>>>>>>to five > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>of your friends to whom you wish good luck. You will see > > >>that > > >>>>>>something > > >>>>>>>>>good > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>happens to you four days from now if the chain is not > > >>broken. > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>You will receive good luck in four days. > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>------------- End Forwarded Message ------------- > > >>> > > >>>>>> > > >>> > > >>>>So the lawyer is cross-examining the doctor about whether or not he > > >>had > > >>>>checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death > > >>>certificate. > > >>>>"No," the doctor said, "I did not check his pulse." "And did you > > >>listen > > >>>for > > >>>>a heartbeat?" said the lawyer. "No, I did not," said the doctor. "So," > > >>>said > > >>>>the lawyer, "when you signed the death certificate, you had not taken > > >>>steps > > >>>>to make sure he was dead." The doctor said, "Well, let me put it this > > >>>way. > > >>>>The man's brain was in a jar on my desk, but for all I know he could > > >>be > > >>>out > > >>>>practicing law somewhere." > > >>>> > > >>> > > >>> > > >>>______________________________________________________ > > >>>Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > > > > >> > > >> > > >>______________________________________________________ > > >>Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > > >> > > > > > > > -- > Kristoffer Lein CyberDaemon Reverse Engeneering > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> <http://come.to/koffer> > -- > >
