the only thing i know about Kent (other than some dirty limericks) is
that that David Turner did Miranda etc there  -right?

so that's how Dick came to program in miranda (as per Odersky
interview "ahh Miranda!" says Odersky like he was hearing of an old
mutual friend  -i liked that bit)

so what is Dick going to say when some FP devotee from Kent says;

"Never mind Scala   -how have you NOT had an interview with Rich
Hickey yet about Clojure??  Surely java programmers need to hear about
a pure functional language designed to exploit the JVM for massive
concurrency. Scala schmala!  -these people need to hear from someone
with a Scala critique that is deeper than 'gosh its complicated'. And
they need to hear about the real problems that await them if they
don't learn to do anything smarter than poking away at a big blob of
state in java."

Well, someone might.


 -and now this..

an FP devotee from Kent
had his brain so functionally bent
he could travel in time
to when he was nine
but the present he couldn't prevent

-have you ever tried to refactor a dirty limerick until it begins "an
FP devotee from Kent"   Turns out not to be easy, especially with a
limited appreciation of functional programming   -please post a better
one here (hint: monads and gonads hold promise of course)

pete F
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