In Chuck Norris's Linux distribution the only signal is SIGTERM - try to intercept it at your peril! A Chuck Norris keyboard has just one key. The debate is still ongoing as to whether it's label is 'kill' or 'JFDI' A Chuck Norris phone has no buttons. When He picks it up, it automatically connects him to the person he wants to speak to... Even if they don't have a phone... Extreme Programming with Chuck Norris: I'd like to tell you more, but i've not found a survivor yet.
On Jan 26, 12:53 am, Christian Catchpole <christ...@catchpole.net> wrote: > Chuck Norris always comes to the top of an alpha sort. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "The Java Posse" group. To post to this group, send email to javapo...@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to javaposse+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/javaposse?hl=en.
